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one time the cops followed my grandma home and then thanked her for being a really good driver and gave her a certificate

I love Canada!

Lol Canada.

YA CANADA!

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• six characters - [6/6]  irene adler

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where did the spider go?

#ALL ABOARD THE NOPE-TRAIN TO FUCKTHATVILLE

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How can a girl say again, “I do not want to be respectable because respectable girls are not attractive,” and how can she again so wisely arrive at the knowledge that “boys do dance most with the girls they kiss and had asked papa?” Perceiving these things, the Flapper awoke from her lethargy of sub-deb-ism, bobbed her hair, put on her choicest pair of earrings and a great deal of audacity and rouge and went into battle. She flirted because it was fun to flirt and wore a one-piece bathing suit because she had a good figure, she covered her face with powder and paint because she didn’t need it and she refused to be bored chiefly because she wasn’t boring. She was conscious that the things she did were the things she had always wanted to do. Mothers disapproved of their sons taking the Flapper to dances, to teas, to swim and most of all to heart. She had mostly masculine friends, but youth does not need friends — it needs only crowds….

— Excerpt from Zelda’s essay “Eulogy on the Flapper” which was published by Metropolitan Magazine in June 1922. The article was accompanied by a sketch of Zelda done by Gordon Bryant (seen above).

• Stephen Fry: Why aren't there any vegan venus fly traps?
• Sarah Millican: Maybe there are, but nobody invites them out to dinner because it's too complicated.

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